Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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