Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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