A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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