i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
