i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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