Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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