in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I don't deserve a penis
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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