I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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