My brain says no but my pants say off.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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