How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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