also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
false alarm. still invincible.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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