let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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