did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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