Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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