There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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