Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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