"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My breasts were aching with rage.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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