The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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