I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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