id be glad to
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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