i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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