Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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