God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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