There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
