So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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