Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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