i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She needs sedatives and a leash
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We are all done wearing pants today
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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