did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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