1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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