Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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