I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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