So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
third nipple confirmed
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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