Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Randomize
