mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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