There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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