So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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