I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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