Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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