absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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