Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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