They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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