Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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