Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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