It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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