Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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