you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
vagina is talking i cant
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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