can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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