Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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