If that was your dad, he is hot
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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