Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Its about making memories worth repressing
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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